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April 8, 2024I Am Batman, and I Will Restore Order to Gotham by Pulverizing a Man Robbing a Convenience Store to Feed His Starving Family
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August 3, 2023Other Election Fraud Indictment Quotes That Indicate Co-Conspirator 1 Is Probably Rudy Giuliani
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August 2, 2023I Am Trump’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer, and Once Again, I Have No Fucking Clue What Is Happening
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June 9, 2023HELP PROVE I’M INNOCENT BY SENDING ME MONEY IMMEDIATELY
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May 11, 2023This Counterfeiting Ring Needs to Make Some Changes
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March 31, 2023Trump Indictment Quiz
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February 11, 2022The Totally Normal and Perfectly Legal Ways We Stored Official White House Documents
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January 27, 2022Bombshell Report on One of the Many Ongoing Trump Investigations Mad Libs
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January 25, 2022The Biggest Issue Facing America Right Now Is People Stealing Puffy Jackets from Multi-Billion Dollar Corporations
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October 12, 2021The FBI Builds a Case Against the Baby-Sitters Club Crime Family
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