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donald-trump
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January 19, 2021It’s My Last Day in Office and I’m Pardoning Everyone
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January 15, 2021Even I, Satan, Am Appalled at the State of the Republican Party
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January 14, 2021Asking Me to Stop Beating You with This Sock Full of Quarters Will Only Further Divide Our Nation
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January 14, 2021Haddonfield’s Teens Just Want to “Cancel” Michael Myers
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January 12, 2021Sauron Has the Power of the One Ring for Another Week, What’s the Worst that Could Happen?
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January 12, 2021The Final Days of Graduate School or the Final Days of Trump’s Presidency?
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January 11, 2021Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans
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January 11, 2021I’m 15th-Century Aztec King Ahuitzotl and I’m Kind of Uncomfortable with All the Human Sacrificing Going on Around Here
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January 8, 2021Dry January Is Shocked By Your Naïveté
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January 8, 2021An Annotated Guide to Trump’s Cabinet Members’ Resignations
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