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June 15, 2021I Forced a Bot to Read 1,000 Emails, Press Releases, and Social Media Posts from Republican Leaders and Then Asked It to Create Its Own Message
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June 3, 2021Why Do You Want to Unsubscribe? WHY?!
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October 19, 2020The Only Thing Standing Between This Country and Pure, Unadulterated Disaster is Your $7 Campaign Donation
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August 5, 2020Blood Donation Clinic Email Subject Line or Orc Battle Cry?
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May 5, 2020Daily Updates to My Work Email Signature That More Accurately Reflect My Job Description During Remote Learning
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April 30, 2020Oh No, You’re Actually Reading Past the Headline of Meyerville Farms’ COVID-19 Health and Safety Email
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April 28, 2020An Uplifting Organ Exchange Chain Email
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April 17, 2020Emails from My Children’s School Before 8:00 AM During the COVID-19 Crisis
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March 23, 2020What Steps Thy Feudal Lords Are Taking to Keep Thee Safe Whilst This Plague of Buboes Ravages the Fiefdoms
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January 27, 2020I Am Quitting Exclamation Points
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