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All posts tagged
florida
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April 18, 2022Math Concepts the State of Florida Finds Objectionable
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March 14, 2022Don’t Say Straight
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May 25, 2021Why I, the COVID Vaccine, Will Never Get Chad from Tampa
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November 4, 2020In Retrospect, Maybe Surveying Fifteen People Outside of a Publix In Sarasota Was a Bad Way to Conduct a Statewide Poll
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July 26, 2018As Your Republican Candidate for Congress, I Promise to Eat One of Donald Trump’s Turds
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July 21, 2017Ernest Goes to Key West
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June 24, 2013Non-Essential Mnemonics: “No, you idiot. The Bolshevik Regime tanked because Bolshevik ministers didn’t facilitate market capitalism. Haha…socialism? Seriously?! Poor people should just save some money”
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September 13, 2012Ailment or Florida?
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November 3, 2004Diary of a Congressional Candidate in Florida’s Fourth Congressional District : The Diary
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July 5, 2002Taco Charlie, Part Three
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