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October 3, 2023Due to Falling Enrollments, We Will No Longer Offer Courses in Romulan at Starfleet Academy
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September 26, 2023The Faculty Mental Health Fair Has Been Postponed Again
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August 21, 2023Congratulations on Your New Academic Position of Assistant Professor of Annual Reviews, Merit Reviews, Peer Reviews, Student Evaluations, Tenure Review, Post-Tenure Review, and [Your Discipline]
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May 19, 2023So You Need Grad Student Housing
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May 17, 2023Academic Regalia, Explained
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March 22, 2023Eight Wilderness Survival Tips for Adjunct Writing Instructors
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March 9, 2023Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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February 2, 2023Elden Ring or Tenure-Track Professor?
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