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All posts tagged
offices
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July 31, 2012An Automated Conference Call Moderator Gets Real
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May 10, 2012The Ten Commandments of Pointless Office Meetings
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February 17, 2012An Open Letter to the Marketing Lady in My Office Who Asked Me What My Major Was in College, and When I Said English, Responded With, “You’ll Never Get Anywhere With That.”
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September 9, 2011Eulogy to an Office Romance
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April 7, 2011In Which Brenda Recognizes That She is Nothing but a Clothed Primate Writing “Channel Sales Incentives” Over and Over in a Never-Ending Battle for Search Rankings
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March 25, 2011An Open Letter to the Intern Who Sits in the Cubicle Behind Me and Watches Me Shop Online
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March 21, 2011I Am Not Here to Hold Your Hand; I Am Here to Run a Business
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March 11, 2011Dave’s Coworkers Attempt to Figure Out What He’d Like for His Birthday
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December 17, 2010An Open Letter to the Not-Officially-Required-To-Attend Office Holiday Party
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April 19, 2010What in the Hell is That Thing? FAQ
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