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parenting
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February 7, 2023Correspondence with My Preschooler Regarding Our Updated Dinner Policy
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February 3, 2023FAQ: Is My Child Eating Enough Pirate’s Booty?
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February 1, 2023Marie Kondo Edits Her Bestseller, The Life-Changing Magic of
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January 27, 2023How to Talk to Your Child about the Second Blippi
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January 5, 2023Excerpts from The Berenstain Bears & Too Much Endemic Respiratory Illness
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January 5, 2023Inevitable Questions from My Daughter, and How I Plan to Answer Them
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December 22, 2022Kids, Santa is Going to Sit This Year Out Because You Are All Riddled with Germs
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December 20, 2022“Santa Claus Is Coming to Town,” Edited by Twenty-First-Century Parents
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December 14, 2022I’m the Dad in this Christmas Movie and Despite Overwhelming Evidence, I Still Don’t Believe in Santa
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December 12, 2022Bathe Me in Your Love and Admiration, For I Am a Dad Carrying a Baby While Shopping at Costco
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