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October 22, 2019An Open Plea to My Instagram Acquaintance
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September 18, 2019The Five Best US Cities for Concrete Dick Slabs
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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January 15, 2019Dick Portraiture for the Renaissance Gentleman
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September 7, 2018Why Are Men Getting So Hysterical About The Penis Legislation Act?
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July 20, 2018Pills Like White Elephants
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April 17, 201817 Words and Phrases You Can’t Spell without “Sean Hannity,” “Michael Cohen,” and “Donald Trump” Arranged in the Shape of a Small Phallus
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March 26, 2018Rest Easy, America
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December 1, 2017Things to Do at Work Besides Showing Your Penis to Coworkers
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February 1, 2017We Need to Defund Planned Parenthood Immediately — as Soon as I Get My Dick Out of This Honey Pot
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