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resumes
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October 2, 2012A Mediocre Applicant Allows Himself to Stumble Briefly Into a World of Endless Possibility
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June 26, 2012The Hobbies Section of My Résumé
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June 4, 2012The World’s First and Only Completely Honest Résumé of a Graphic Designer
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February 14, 2011Romance: The Résumé
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October 7, 2010Recession Résumé
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November 19, 2009Previous Experience Listed on the Résumé of a Male Nude Model Applying for a Job in the Monroe Community College Advanced Figure Drawing Class
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January 14, 2009A Literary Critic Reviews My Résumé
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April 3, 2006Nihilist Job Résumé
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November 5, 2004Action Verbs to Use Sparingly on Résumés
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September 16, 2002More Titles of Résumés Posted by Job-Seekers on a San Francisco-Area Website
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