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All posts tagged
sex
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July 31, 2019I Took the “Discover Your Patronus” Test On Pottermore and Got Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy
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May 13, 2019Yeah, Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman in Your 30s?
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April 18, 2019David Attenborough Narrates My Orgasm
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November 30, 2018Font Review or a Critique of My Recent Performance as a Lover?
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November 29, 2018Erotica for the Age of Hookup Culture
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August 13, 2018Major English Poets, Evaluated By Whether or Not They Fucked
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August 7, 2018An Open Letter to the Owner of the Car With the “LOUDER THAN YOUR MOM WAS LAST NIGHT” License Plate Frame Parked at the Portland International Airport
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June 29, 2018The 30-Day Sex Challenge for Parents
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June 13, 2018Your Conception, as Described By Famous White Male Writers
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May 24, 2018Famous Works of Literature That Also Describe the Night I Lost My Virginity
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