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All posts tagged
thanksgiving
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November 23, 2021Traditions for Your Special Thanksgiving Day
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November 23, 2021Plymouth Colony, 1621: The First Turkey Trot
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November 22, 2021I Won’t Eat This Tofurky Unless I Can Shove Stuffing Up Its Asshole
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November 27, 2020I Won Thanksgiving!
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November 25, 2020How the First Thanksgiving Came to Be
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November 25, 2020Quotes from My Mother About 2020’s Thanksgiving Dinner, Except Also from Albert Camus’s The Plague
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November 24, 2020How to Tell Your Parents You’re Not Coming Home for the Holidays Without Quoting from Harry Chapin’s “Cat’s in the Cradle”
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November 24, 2020Wait, This Hand Turkey Fucks
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November 24, 2020How to Make a Cornucopia, Because It’s Come to This
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November 20, 2020Quiz: Should You Expose Your Relative to COVID-19 This Thanksgiving?
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