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All posts tagged
universities
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November 18, 2019Your English Professor’s Inner Thoughts On Your Final Paper Topic
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November 11, 2019Things In Your University Office You Can Burn for Warmth
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October 7, 2019To Improve Our University We Must Move Massive Amounts of Human Waste Into Your Offices
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September 13, 2019Overheard In Star Wars or In a Faculty Meeting?
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September 6, 2019Honest Academic Job Postings
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August 30, 2019More Honest Latin Mottoes For Your Overrated University
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August 27, 2019This Is Your Last Fucking Chance to Show Interest In Attending Our University
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August 23, 2019A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 22, 2019Big Questions to Ask Your College-Bound Child Before They Leave For School, Couched In Supportive Parenting Language
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August 15, 2019Now That the Secret Job Search Is Over, My First Act as President of Your University Is to Be Completely Honest About My Questionable Qualifications For This Important Position
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