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Archive
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December 14, 2008Dispatches From Manila: Dispatch 2: One Planet, One Vote
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December 11, 2008I Wonder What They’re Saying in Bon Jovi’s Preconcert Prayer Circle
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December 10, 2008Dispatches From Moscow: Dispatch 5: We’re Alike, Don’t You Think?
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December 10, 2008Revising and Extending My Thank-You Remarks to My Wedding Guests During These Times of Economic Crisis
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December 9, 2008Nineteenth-Century Magic Secrets Revealed
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December 8, 2008A Candiru Issues an Apology From Inside Your Urethra
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December 6, 2008A Couple of People, a Couple of Problems
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December 5, 2008More-Realistic Names for Chex Party Mix (Based on My Personal Experience)
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December 5, 2008What Could Have Been
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December 5, 2008Evidence That Automakers Predicted Senate Hearings but Not the Outcome of the 2008 Presidential Election
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December 5, 2008If You Give the Federal Government $700 Billion
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December 4, 2008Your Best Friend in a Romantic Comedy Is Always There for You