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Archive
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October 30, 2007An Eighth Grader’s Halloween Costume Ideas Designed to Get Her In With the Popular Girls
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October 29, 2007Punching Up The Script: Car Wash (1976)
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October 26, 2007I Am Tired Of Being Mistaken For A Golden Rumped Lion Tamarin
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October 26, 2007Dispatches From the Anacostia: Dispatch 2: September 2007
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October 25, 2007Bobby Wolff’s Recent Aces On Bridge Column As Played By My Father And His Three Siblings
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October 25, 2007Things That Will Destroy My Heterosexual Marriage Long Before Gay Marriage Ever Will
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October 25, 2007Popular Song Titles Had They Been Written by Richard Wagner
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October 25, 2007Spinoffs of Dancing With the Stars for the Common Man
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October 24, 2007Suggested Poses for Photo Booth Pictures
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October 24, 2007Jokes by Brian Beatty: Danger
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October 23, 2007What Happened After I Lost My Guardian Angel: A Timeline
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October 23, 2007In the Early ’70s, a Chicago Native Approves of the Sears Tower Construction, in Anticipation of It Beating the World Trade Center for Tallest Building in the World