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Archive
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August 24, 2005Your New Personal Trainer
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August 23, 2005Your Children Are Destroying the Neighborhood
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August 22, 2005Klingon Fairy Tales
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August 20, 2005An Open Letter to a Guy I Work With Who Always Comes Into My Office to Tell Me He Sent Me an Email Right After He Sends Me an Email
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August 19, 2005Things Koala Bears Would Say
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August 19, 2005Other Poll Questions That May One Day Appear on an Unnamed Internet News Website, Given Its Recently Asked Question “Have You Ever Been in an Accident Involving a Plane?” Following the Air France Crash
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August 19, 2005Poorly Selling T-Shirts
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August 19, 2005Alfred Hitchcock Complains About His Hotel Room
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August 19, 2005An Open Letter to the Spider in the Upper Right-Hand Corner of the Skylight in My Flat
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August 18, 2005The Weekly Column of a Local-Newspaper Ombudsman Attempting to Communicate His Marital Frustrations Through His Work
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August 18, 2005Sestina: Back to the Ground: Tanglewood Music Festival, Lenox, Massachusetts
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August 17, 2005Elements Waiting Patiently for Inclusion on the Periodic Table