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Other Poll Questions That May One Day Appear on an Unnamed Internet News Website, Given Its Recently Asked Question “Have You Ever Been in an Accident Involving a Plane?” Following the Air France Crash.
Have you ever been involved in a fatal car accident?
Have you ever been riding a bike that was hit by a Mack truck?
Have you ever been aborted as a fetus by your mother?
Have you ever had invasive cancer in every single organ and cell in your body?
Have you ever been murdered?
Have you ever fallen off a 2,000-story building?
Have you ever been decapitated?
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