airplanes

Back-To-School Week: Flight School, Day Two

Excerpts From the Safety Brochure

It’s a Lot Harder to Fly a Plane Using the Force Than Star Wars Would Suggest

List: Ways In Which the Midwest Express In-Flight Catalog Describes Shirts That Won’t Wrinkle

A Message From a TSA Full-Body Scanner

List: Ways This Flight Might Yet Be the Death of Me

Kai Tek Casulaties

Monologue: An Air Traffic Controller Instructs a Flight Attendant Through an Emergency Takeoff

List: Your Seat Cushion Doubles as a Personal Flotation Device in the Event of a Water Landing, but Other Airplane Items May Be Useful as Well

List: Airlines That Never Took Off