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All posts tagged
airplanes
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November 5, 2021Attention, Other Passengers on This Flight: My Baby Hates You Too
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June 16, 2020From This Moment Forward, I Will Only Accept Gratitude in the Form of Jet Flyovers
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October 30, 2019Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Tiffany Hawk, Former Jump Seat Therapist
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February 15, 2019Spoiler Alerts From the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight
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February 27, 2017Filling Out Your Harrison Ford Aircraft Incident Report
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December 22, 2016I’m an Excellent Conversationalist on Airplanes
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July 26, 2016You’re Damn Right I’m Comfortable Performing These Exit Row Duties
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July 6, 2016I Am TSA Pre-Check. And Now I Am a God
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April 8, 2016A Thousand Pardons From a Guy Walking Through First Class to Get to Seat 32B
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November 12, 2015Is There a Parenting Expert On This Plane?
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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