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All posts tagged
airplanes
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October 3, 2022What We Can and Can’t Confirm About Your Upcoming Flight
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November 5, 2021Attention, Other Passengers on This Flight: My Baby Hates You Too
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June 16, 2020From This Moment Forward, I Will Only Accept Gratitude in the Form of Jet Flyovers
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October 30, 2019Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Tiffany Hawk, Former Jump Seat Therapist
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February 15, 2019Spoiler Alerts From the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight
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February 27, 2017Filling Out Your Harrison Ford Aircraft Incident Report
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December 22, 2016I’m an Excellent Conversationalist on Airplanes
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July 26, 2016You’re Damn Right I’m Comfortable Performing These Exit Row Duties
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July 6, 2016I Am TSA Pre-Check. And Now I Am a God
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April 8, 2016A Thousand Pardons From a Guy Walking Through First Class to Get to Seat 32B
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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February 3, 2023FAQ: Is My Child Eating Enough Pirate’s Booty?
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February 2, 2023Two People Who Don’t Have Cable TV Talk About How They Don’t Have Cable TV, and How Great That Makes Them
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February 2, 2023Elden Ring or Tenure-Track Professor?