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All posts tagged
airplanes
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December 22, 2016I’m an Excellent Conversationalist on Airplanes
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July 26, 2016You’re Damn Right I’m Comfortable Performing These Exit Row Duties
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July 6, 2016I Am TSA Pre-Check. And Now I Am a God
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April 8, 2016A Thousand Pardons From a Guy Walking Through First Class to Get to Seat 32B
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November 12, 2015Is There a Parenting Expert On This Plane?
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September 21, 2012How to Fly
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May 31, 2012Skywords! My Article for an In-Flight Magazine
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May 4, 2012Airplane Passengers as Explained by Their Pants
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February 8, 2012I’ll Be Knocking Out Beautiful Poetry This Whole Goddamn Flight
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January 31, 2012Exit Row Instructions for Passengers On the Space Ark
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