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All posts tagged
airplanes
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February 8, 2012Monologue: I’ll Be Knocking Out Beautiful Poetry This Whole Goddamn Flight
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January 31, 2012Monologue: Exit Row Instructions for Passengers On the Space Ark
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June 7, 2011Itineraries: Infrequent Flyer
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April 14, 2011Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 11: One In a Billion
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January 13, 2011Two Years Later, the Geese Respond to the So-Called “Miracle On the Hudson.”
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December 3, 2010Monologue: An Air Traffic Controller Instructs a Flight Attendant Through an Emergency Takeoff
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November 18, 2010A Message From a TSA Full-Body Scanner
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September 23, 2010List: Items That Are Better For Flyin’ Away On Than a Wing and a Prayer
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August 19, 2010It’s a Lot Harder to Fly a Plane Using the Force Than Star Wars Would Suggest
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August 16, 2010Monologue: A Guy With Food Poisoning Prepares to Take Back a Hijacked Plane
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