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Archive
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June 1, 2005How to Tell If Your Vegetarian Girlfriend Has Been Sneaking Meat
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June 1, 2005An Open Letter To The Manufacturers Of Infant Sleepwear
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May 31, 2005Please Sign My 37th-Year Book
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May 27, 2005Pickup Lines: The First Drafts
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May 27, 2005How the 2005 Miami Heat Have Fared Against Quality Teams
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May 26, 2005Upcoming and Much-Needed Thomas Frank Titles
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May 26, 2005An Open Letter to the Totally Impractical Size Chart for Women’s Clothing
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May 25, 2005Sestina: Occidental Swing
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May 25, 2005Reviews Of DVDs That May or May Not Be Pirated But Were Definitely Bought On The Street in Shanghai for About a Dollar
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May 24, 2005Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise
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May 24, 2005Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Baseball Knowledge Will Not Help You Pick Up Girls
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May 23, 2005Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Penny Lane” by the Beatles