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The Gay Agenda

Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: An Interview with Matt Haze, Former Movie Extra

What I Would Be Thinking About If I Were Billy Joel Driving Toward a Holiday Party Where I Knew There Was Going to Be a Piano

Translated Thoughts and Questions That Are Running Through a North Korean Refugee’s Mind When He Is Awarded Political Asylum in the United States, Settles Down, Turns on the Television, and the First Thing He Sees Is a Fancy Feast Cat-Food Commercial

A Brief History of Bacon: A Quarter Century of Washington Basketball

Translated Thoughts And Questions That Are Running Through A North Korean Refugee’s Mind When He Is Awarded Political Asylum In The United States, Settles Down, Turns On The Television, And The First Thing He Sees Is A Fancy Feast Cat Food Commercial

An Open Letter to the Dead Joints in My Feet

A Treasury Of Modern Love Stories To Fill The Void Between Valentine’s Day And Sweetest Day

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Essential Choices Regarding a Roster Composed Entirely of Fictional Characters Played by Kevin Costner

Actual Ways I Have Been Flirted With That, in the Future, I Wish You Would Refrain From, With Explanations as to Why, and Suggestions for Alternative Methods

Things This City Was Built On, Besides Rock ‘n’ Roll