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Interview with Walter Schmidt, a Scientist Who Extracts Fiber from Chicken Feathers and Once Made a Toy Boat from This Fiber

I Write Short Books About the Popular Bands of the Day. Here Is My Story. (Episode 2.)

Letters to McSweeney’s

Pirate Riddles for Sophisticates

But Will it Bring Back the Dinosaurs? Part Three

Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning David Gergen: David Gergen Imposter in the East Village

Letters to McSweeney’s

Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: If You Accidentally Flushed Something Up the Condenser

But Will it Bring Back the Dinosaurs? Part Two

But Will it Bring Back the Dinosaurs? Part One,

In My Town of Smallish Size and Stature

Five Drinking Games (Increasing in Difficulty)