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Archive
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December 7, 2016Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Marielle Henault, Professional Mermaid
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December 6, 2016Welcome to the Great Nation of Planned Parenthood!
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December 6, 2016Regulation of Dopamine During Social Media Use In Adolescent Rats
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December 6, 2016Go-To Karaoke Songs of Famous Writers
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December 6, 2016Reviews of New Food: The Fourteenth Batch, 2016
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December 5, 2016Looking Back, It Was a Mistake Granting Sentience to the Country Bears
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December 5, 2016Why I’m Leaving My Job at the Illuminati and Joining the Trump Administration
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December 5, 201610 Reasons You Damn Well Better Staple That Short Story You Just Handed In
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December 3, 2016Why I Am Changing the Name of Our Puppy-Burning Movement to “Alt-Warmth”
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December 3, 2016An Open Letter to God About Allowing Me to Wear Spanx Under My Angel Robe
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December 3, 2016Dad of Newborn Girl Explains the Importance of Women’s Issues to a Table of Women at a Coffee Shop
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December 2, 2016I Humbly Request Your Blessing For My Intention to Ghost Your Daughter