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December 2, 2016Jimmy Fallon’s 2017 White House Correspondents’ Dinner Speech
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December 2, 2016If I Had to Make Out With the Founding Fathers Because Gary Sinise Was Threatening Me With a Gun, This is the Order I’d Go In
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December 1, 2016My Lies, Translated
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December 1, 2016A Shonda Rhimes Monologue for the Millennial Woman
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December 1, 2016A Helpful Phrasebook for Tourists Traveling to Cuba During the Nation’s Time of Mourning
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November 30, 2016A Break-Up Letter Written as an Abstract by an Organizational Psychologist
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November 30, 2016My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence
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November 30, 2016Two Truths and a Lie: Trump Edition
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November 29, 2016The Catcaller Prepares to Hibernate for the Winter
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November 29, 2016100 Asspocalypses and Other Asspocalypses: Author Lucy Corin and Porn Star Kayden Kross in Conversation
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November 29, 2016My Name is Elon Musk and I Want to Help You Die in Space
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November 29, 2016Beyond Safety Pins