Yo soy Fidel
Translation: Hi, my name is Fernando. Each day I wear this T-shirt, my family gets a voucher for thirty minutes of internet access.

Hasta siempre, comandante
Translation: I love working mandatory overtime, even without premium pay for the extra twelve hours.

Gloria eterna
Translation: We are making a boat from my brother’s 1951 Chevy so we can see our beautiful island from the sea.

Viva la Cuba
Translation: Free medical care for all (except prisoners).

Patria o muerte
Translation: All dissidents who survive a car crash after being rammed by a government vehicle will be jailed.

Por el, la vida
Translation: There have been no deaths by firing squad since 2003.