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Christina Villafaña Dalcher
Christina Villafaña Dalcher is a linguist, novelist, and flash fiction addict from Somewhere in the American South. Find her work in After the Pause, Bartleby Snopes, New South Journal, and other corners of the literary ether. She occasionally chirps @CVDalcher. Her grandfather sailed from Cuba to Bermuda in a bathtub. Or so he said.