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Archive
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December 15, 2011Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: A Christmas Story
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December 14, 2011The Jim’s Organic Smut Acid Story
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December 14, 2011The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: The Ballad of Thom Moore
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December 14, 2011Phobias of the Modern Teen
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December 13, 2011When Animals Run Attack Ads
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December 13, 2011Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: I’m Dreaming of an Anne Frank Christmas
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December 13, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Dude, Wal-Mart always tears apart the illest songs…”
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December 12, 2011Look, We Can Either Study for Our Law School Finals, or We Can Bring About the Violent Dissolution of the American Legal System
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December 12, 2011DSM-5 Diagnoses for Toad from Arnold Lobel’s Frog and Toad Stories
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December 12, 2011Reviews of New Food: The Ninth Batch, 2011
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December 9, 2011A Letter from a Theme-Park Employee Who’s Been Accused of Giving Parkgoers the Finger While Posing With Them in Photographs
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December 9, 2011Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: Cass and Jimi