“Dude, Wal-Mart always tears apart the illest songs. No ‘language’? Yeah. Sure. Take out swearing. That’s gonna be terrific—badass rappers rhyming ‘freakin’ with ‘you sucker.’ Nice addition, anti-awesome killjoys! It’s better explicit. Morality is wrecking Yeezy’s amazing lyrics.”

My buddy, Stephen, goes off on Wal-Mart’s “family friendly” music department. Also, a mnemonic for the slow songs played at my Senior Prom (“Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing” – Aerosmith; “This I Swear” –  Nick Lachay; “You’re Still The One” – Shania Twain; “God Bless the Broken Road” – Rascal Flatts; “When You Say Nothing At All” – Allison Krauss; “I’ll Be” – Edwin McCain; “I’m With You” – Avril Lavigne).