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Archive
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October 5, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Imitation
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October 5, 2009Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Should the President Grow a Beard?
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October 2, 2009Arse Poetica
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October 2, 2009FLIP: A Column About Skateboarding: Column 5: Ed Templeton, Professional Skateboarder/Atheist
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October 2, 2009Conversations at a Wartime Café: Conversation 2: The Virtual Father
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October 1, 2009YouTube Comment or E.E. Cummings?
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October 1, 2009Four Things Written to Me from the Dean, Forwarded by a Secretary
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October 1, 2009The Least Popular Gift Cards at Wegmans
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October 1, 2009My Hobbies
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October 1, 2009Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 2: Dressing Up, Looking Down
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September 30, 2009A Literal-Minded Corporate Executive Gives the Opening Address at his Company’s Sales Conference
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September 30, 2009Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 2: Why You Hate Modern Nashville