Queller & Queller Mortuary — $25
Miters ’n Stuff: The Catholic Clergy “Everything” Store — $250
24/7 Bikram — $25
Drive-Thru Skin-grafting — $50
El Dicey’s: The Strange Smelling Taco Place — $75
Sheep Shape Health Club for Large Farm Animals — $43.50
Nose Hair Removal Emporium — $100
Acme Rail & Steamship Tickets Ltd. — $125
Certified Bail Bonds — $300
The Lonely Existentialist Pub ’N Grub — $4.00