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All posts tagged
shopping
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January 26, 2023Cormac McCarthy’s The Mall
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December 20, 2022Thor and Loki Go Christmas Shopping
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December 13, 2022We Are a Charming Small Business, We Sell Provisions, and We Refuse to Explain Ourselves to You
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November 30, 2022As the Oldest Person in this American Eagle Store, What’s My Duty in the Event of an Active Shooter?
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November 18, 2022What to Do When You See Your Ex at Everlane
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August 18, 2022Dante Enters the Tenth Circle of Hell: Shoe Shopping for a Toddler
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July 12, 2022And on the Twelfth Day of the Seventh Month, Thou Shalt Observe an Amazon Prime Day
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November 30, 2021We’re a Small, Family-Owned Business and We No Longer Value Your Feedback
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August 13, 2021Will Buying These Expensive Pants Change My Life?
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June 21, 2021Amazon Prime Day Has Become Too Commercialized
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types