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All posts tagged
shopping
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December 14, 2018List: Oprah’s Favorite Things, Unedited
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December 7, 2018Holiday Shopping For the Man Who Knows Everything
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February 15, 2018List: I’m a New Mom and I’ll Buy Whatever You’re Selling
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November 24, 2017Black Friday Forever: Our Post-Thanksgiving Sales Events
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May 17, 2017List: Unpleasant Thoughts You Had, and the Items You Purchased in Order to Stop Having Them
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January 3, 2017List: 2017’s Must-Have Accessories
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July 8, 2016List: Things We’ve All Said In a Dressing Room
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June 22, 2016List: Five Ways to Help a Mother Whose Child is Having a Meltdown in Aisle 14
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June 4, 2015Welcome to the Toilet Paper Aisle
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January 28, 2015Dolph Lundgren’s 1986 Patent Application for a Modern Shopping Basket
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I