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All posts tagged
shopping
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December 14, 2018List: Oprah’s Favorite Things, Unedited
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December 7, 2018Holiday Shopping For the Man Who Knows Everything
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February 15, 2018List: I’m a New Mom and I’ll Buy Whatever You’re Selling
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November 24, 2017Black Friday Forever: Our Post-Thanksgiving Sales Events
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May 17, 2017List: Unpleasant Thoughts You Had, and the Items You Purchased in Order to Stop Having Them
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January 3, 2017List: 2017’s Must-Have Accessories
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July 8, 2016List: Things We’ve All Said In a Dressing Room
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June 22, 2016List: Five Ways to Help a Mother Whose Child is Having a Meltdown in Aisle 14
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June 4, 2015Welcome to the Toilet Paper Aisle
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January 28, 2015Dolph Lundgren’s 1986 Patent Application for a Modern Shopping Basket
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 5, 2019I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding