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All posts tagged
shopping
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores
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June 27, 2024Mantras for the Eight-Year-Old Boy Who Is About to Walk into Target
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January 23, 2024I Am the Balance on Your Gift Card, Unknowable, Eternal
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November 27, 2023Your Amazon Order of Reusable Metal Straws Is Currently on Its Way Via the Most Ecologically Devastating Route You Could Imagine
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November 27, 2023Items Your Local HomeGoods Insists You Need This Holiday
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June 27, 2023Amazon Product Names for Famous Literary Objects
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May 9, 2023But Is It Bespoke?
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January 26, 2023Cormac McCarthy’s The Mall
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December 20, 2022Norse Mythology for Bostonians: Thor and Loki Go Christmas Shopping
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December 13, 2022We Are a Charming Small Business, We Sell Provisions, and We Refuse to Explain Ourselves to You