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All posts tagged
shopping
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August 18, 2022Dante Enters the Tenth Circle of Hell: Shoe Shopping for a Toddler
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July 12, 2022And on the Twelfth Day of the Seventh Month, Thou Shalt Observe an Amazon Prime Day
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November 30, 2021We’re a Small, Family-Owned Business and We No Longer Value Your Feedback
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August 13, 2021Will Buying These Expensive Pants Change My Life?
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June 21, 2021Amazon Prime Day Has Become Too Commercialized
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March 12, 2021I’m the Package You Impulse-Ordered Three Days Ago and No, I’m Not Going to Make You Feel Any Better
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February 3, 2021Brett Payne, Mystery Shopping at the Roller Rink
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December 16, 2020I Wholeheartedly Reject the Capitalist System, But…
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November 25, 2020COVID Surge Black Friday Deals
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November 24, 2020Shop Locally This Holiday Season. Please Don’t Give More Money to Amazon
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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