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All posts tagged
shopping
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November 29, 2019The First Black Friday, by William Bradford
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December 14, 2018Oprah’s Favorite Things, Unedited
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December 7, 2018Holiday Shopping For the Man Who Knows Everything
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February 15, 2018I’m a New Mom and I’ll Buy Whatever You’re Selling
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November 24, 2017Black Friday Forever: Our Post-Thanksgiving Sales Events
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May 17, 2017Unpleasant Thoughts You Had, and the Items You Purchased in Order to Stop Having Them
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January 3, 20172017’s Must-Have Accessories
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July 8, 2016Things We’ve All Said In a Dressing Room
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June 22, 2016Five Ways to Help a Mother Whose Child is Having a Meltdown in Aisle 14
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June 4, 2015Welcome to the Toilet Paper Aisle
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 24, 2020Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans