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All posts tagged
shopping
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December 14, 2018List: Oprah’s Favorite Things, Unedited
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December 7, 2018Holiday Shopping For the Man Who Knows Everything
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February 15, 2018List: I’m a New Mom and I’ll Buy Whatever You’re Selling
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November 24, 2017Black Friday Forever: Our Post-Thanksgiving Sales Events
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May 17, 2017List: Unpleasant Thoughts You Had, and the Items You Purchased in Order to Stop Having Them
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January 3, 2017List: 2017’s Must-Have Accessories
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July 8, 2016List: Things We’ve All Said In a Dressing Room
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June 22, 2016List: Five Ways to Help a Mother Whose Child is Having a Meltdown in Aisle 14
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June 4, 2015Welcome to the Toilet Paper Aisle
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January 28, 2015Dolph Lundgren’s 1986 Patent Application for a Modern Shopping Basket
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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