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November 28, 2014

Black Friday Special: Common Retail Questions Answered With Deeper Questions

by Kate Hahn
October 23, 2014

Trader Joe’s Waiting in Line App

by Kristy Eldredge
October 1, 2014

Monologue: I Am Gary, Your Bed, Bath and Beyond Sherpa

by Jen Winston
December 18, 2013

Merry Christmas, Son. I Trampled a Man to Death to Buy You This LeapPad Ultra Tablet

by Jeremiah Tucker
December 16, 2013

The Amazon Primeinator

by Michael Maiello
November 26, 2013

The First Black Friday, by William Bradford

by River Clegg
December 10, 2012

As I Lay Buying

by Marco Kaye
March 6, 2012

Buying This Thing Will Make Me Happy

by River Clegg
December 22, 2011

Graphic Dispatches from a Recent College Grad Still Living in a College Town: Studying for Finals and Christmas Shopping

by Larry Buchanan
July 29, 2011

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Man Who Accosted Me in an Attempt to Sell Me a Power Balance Bracelet in the Mall

by Giordano Lahaderne

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
February 14, 2019

List: New Love Languages

by James Folta and Kasey Borger

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February 22, 2019

Sophocles’ Acceptance Speech for Best Original Tragedy

by Arthur Imperatore and Brian Geiger
February 22, 2019

List: My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions

by Wendi Aarons
February 22, 2019

Don’t Call It a Comeback: Animated Features Forthcoming From John Lasseter’s New Studio

by Kimberly Harrington
February 22, 2019

List: Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director

by Jesse Shamon