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October 1, 2014

Monologue: I Am Gary, Your Bed, Bath and Beyond Sherpa

by Jen Winston
December 18, 2013

Merry Christmas, Son. I Trampled a Man to Death to Buy You This LeapPad Ultra Tablet

by Jeremiah Tucker
December 16, 2013

The Amazon Primeinator

by Michael Maiello
November 26, 2013

The First Black Friday, by William Bradford

by River Clegg
December 10, 2012

As I Lay Buying

by Marco Kaye
March 6, 2012

Buying This Thing Will Make Me Happy

by River Clegg
December 22, 2011

Graphic Dispatches from a Recent College Grad Still Living in a College Town: Studying for Finals and Christmas Shopping

by Larry Buchanan
July 29, 2011

Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Man Who Accosted Me in an Attempt to Sell Me a Power Balance Bracelet in the Mall

by Giordano Lahaderne
July 13, 2011

Business Plan for Slutty Dresses

by Jill Jaracz
February 25, 2011

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Anthropologie

by Anna Mantzaris

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November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed
November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
September 4, 2018

List: Sensible Hairstyles for Women Over 50

by Laura Winther Galaviz
November 16, 2018

Don’t Call It a Comeback: Seinfeld, Ep. 181 “The Grovel”

by Kimberly Harrington

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November 20, 2018

William Bradford’s Thanksgiving Pyramid Scheme

by Sam Suksiri
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List: Holiday Cards for Your Racist Relatives

by Ryan Weber
November 20, 2018

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by Michèle Métail
November 20, 2018

FiveThirtyEight Forecasts the National Dog Show

by Matthew Disler