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All posts tagged
shopping
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November 28, 2014Black Friday Special: Common Retail Questions Answered With Deeper Questions
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October 23, 2014Trader Joe’s Waiting in Line App
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October 1, 2014Monologue: I Am Gary, Your Bed, Bath and Beyond Sherpa
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December 18, 2013Merry Christmas, Son. I Trampled a Man to Death to Buy You This LeapPad Ultra Tablet
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December 16, 2013The Amazon Primeinator
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November 26, 2013The First Black Friday, by William Bradford
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December 10, 2012As I Lay Buying
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March 6, 2012Buying This Thing Will Make Me Happy
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December 22, 2011Graphic Dispatches from a Recent College Grad Still Living in a College Town: Studying for Finals and Christmas Shopping
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July 29, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Man Who Accosted Me in an Attempt to Sell Me a Power Balance Bracelet in the Mall
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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July 18, 2019I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics
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July 18, 2019A Typical Phone Call to My Congressional Representative, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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July 18, 2019Reviews of New Food: Hey! Ball: Whisky Highball Taste