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November 25, 2020COVID Surge Black Friday Deals
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November 24, 2020Shop Locally This Holiday Season. Please Don’t Give More Money to Amazon
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April 30, 2020Oh No, You’re Actually Reading Past the Headline of Meyerville Farms’ COVID-19 Health and Safety Email
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December 14, 2018Oprah’s Favorite Things, Unedited
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December 7, 2018Holiday Shopping for the Man Who Knows Everything
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February 15, 2018I’m a New Mom and I’ll Buy Whatever You’re Selling
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November 24, 2017Black Friday Forever: Our Post-Thanksgiving Sales Events
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May 17, 2017Unpleasant Thoughts You Had, and the Items You Purchased in Order to Stop Having Them
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January 3, 20172017’s Must-Have Accessories
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