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All posts tagged

shopping

June 4, 2015

Welcome to the Toilet Paper Aisle

by Sean Adams
January 28, 2015

Dolph Lundgren’s 1986 Patent Application for a Modern Shopping Basket

by Noah Levenson
November 28, 2014

Black Friday Special: Common Retail Questions Answered With Deeper Questions

by Kate Hahn
October 23, 2014

Trader Joe’s Waiting in Line App

by Kristy Eldredge
October 1, 2014

I Am Gary, Your Bed, Bath and Beyond Sherpa

by Jen Winston
December 18, 2013

Merry Christmas, Son. I Trampled a Man to Death to Buy You This LeapPad Ultra Tablet

by Jeremiah Tucker
December 16, 2013

The Amazon Primeinator

by Michael Maiello
November 26, 2013

The First Black Friday, by William Bradford

by River Clegg
December 10, 2012

As I Lay Buying

by Marco Kaye
March 6, 2012

Buying This Thing Will Make Me Happy

by River Clegg

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A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool

by Ruyi Wen
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by Wendi Aarons
November 17, 2022

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by Emily Menez
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by Sarah Gruen and Chandler Dean

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