ONE SMALL BLOW AGAINST ENCROACHING TOTALITARIANISM
“Let’s imagine a world where Puerto Rico can be truly free; where my people can expect more than food, clean water, and a roof.” — Raquel Salas Rivera
January 3, 2017
2017’s Must-Have Accessories
STYLISH ALT-RIGHT BEANIE!
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DECORATIVE RUSSIAN DOLL/WEBCAM!
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NON-PERISHABLE MEAT CHUNKS!
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TICKETS TO A MUSICAL BETTER THAN THE OVERRATED HAMILTON!
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A FULL LEGAL DEFENSE TEAM!
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MOBILE SENSORY DEPRIVATION TANK!
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INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE CALENDAR!
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