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January 3, 2017

2017’s Must-Have Accessories

by David Ferrier and Evan Williams

STYLISH ALT-RIGHT BEANIE!

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DECORATIVE RUSSIAN DOLL/WEBCAM!

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NON-PERISHABLE MEAT CHUNKS!

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TICKETS TO A MUSICAL BETTER THAN THE OVERRATED HAMILTON!

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A FULL LEGAL DEFENSE TEAM!

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MOBILE SENSORY DEPRIVATION TANK!

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INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE CALENDAR!

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