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Articles by
Ken Krimstein
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July 5, 2011I Am Really Really Sorry for Messing Up Your Brain Surgery So Bad
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October 1, 2009List: The Least Popular Gift Cards at Wegmans
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June 13, 2006The Elements Of Subway Announcement Style
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October 21, 2005List: Leonard Cohen’s Seven Immutable Laws of Business
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November 25, 2003Bazooka Joseph Speaks
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November 4, 2003About the Meet the Teacher Night
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August 12, 2003“The Anomie of My Anomie is My Friend” a Scooby-Doo Treatment by Alice Munro
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand