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July 5, 2011I Am Really Really Sorry for Messing Up Your Brain Surgery So Bad
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October 1, 2009The Least Popular Gift Cards at Wegmans
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June 13, 2006The Elements Of Subway Announcement Style
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October 21, 2005Leonard Cohen’s Seven Immutable Laws of Business
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November 25, 2003Bazooka Joseph Speaks
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November 4, 2003About the Meet the Teacher Night
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August 12, 2003“The Anomie of My Anomie is My Friend” a Scooby-Doo Treatment by Alice Munro
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 17, 2021Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”
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