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Articles by

Ken Krimstein

July 5, 2011

I Am Really Really Sorry for Messing Up Your Brain Surgery So Bad

by Ken Krimstein
October 1, 2009

The Least Popular Gift Cards at Wegmans

by Ken Krimstein
June 13, 2006

The Elements Of Subway Announcement Style

by Ken Krimstein
October 21, 2005

Leonard Cohen’s Seven Immutable Laws of Business

by Ken Krimstein
November 25, 2003

Bazooka Joseph Speaks

by Ken Krimstein
November 4, 2003

About the Meet the Teacher Night

by Ken Krimstein
August 12, 2003

“The Anomie of My Anomie is My Friend” a Scooby-Doo Treatment by Alice Munro

by Ken Krimstein

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December 5, 2019

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by Justin Tapp
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

by Matt Bell
November 29, 2017

End of Semester Bingo

by Mejdulene Shomali
May 4, 2012

Airplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants

by Wendi Aarons

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