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Ken Krimstein

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July 5, 2011

I Am Really Really Sorry for Messing Up Your Brain Surgery So Bad

by Ken Krimstein
October 1, 2009

List: The Least Popular Gift Cards at Wegmans

by Ken Krimstein
June 13, 2006

The Elements Of Subway Announcement Style

by Ken Krimstein
October 21, 2005

List: Leonard Cohen’s Seven Immutable Laws of Business

by Ken Krimstein
November 25, 2003

Bazooka Joseph Speaks

by Ken Krimstein
November 4, 2003

About the Meet the Teacher Night

by Ken Krimstein
August 12, 2003

“The Anomie of My Anomie is My Friend” a Scooby-Doo Treatment by Alice Munro

by Ken Krimstein

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February 13, 2019

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January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
February 19, 2019

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