Daily humor
almost every day
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since 1998.
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Articles by
Ken Krimstein
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July 5, 2011I Am Really Really Sorry for Messing Up Your Brain Surgery So Bad
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October 1, 2009List: The Least Popular Gift Cards at Wegmans
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June 13, 2006The Elements Of Subway Announcement Style
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October 21, 2005List: Leonard Cohen’s Seven Immutable Laws of Business
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November 25, 2003Bazooka Joseph Speaks
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November 4, 2003About the Meet the Teacher Night
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August 12, 2003“The Anomie of My Anomie is My Friend” a Scooby-Doo Treatment by Alice Munro
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September 23, 2019It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 11, 2019Comparative Media Studies 201: “Heterosexual Undertones in Top Gun”
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July 22, 2016List: Who Said It? Donald Trump or Regina George?
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July 23, 2019We Built a Giant Casino In an Economically Depressed, Opioid-Plagued City and We Can’t Understand Where All the High Rollers Are
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October 22, 2019
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October 22, 2019Open Letters: An Open Plea to My Instagram Acquaintance
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October 21, 2019Monologue: I’m the Two to Three Years’ Experience You Need For This Entry-Level Job
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October 21, 2019List: Elon Musk or Toad of Toad Hall?