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Articles by
Ken Krimstein
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July 5, 2011I Am Really Really Sorry for Messing Up Your Brain Surgery So Bad
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October 1, 2009The Least Popular Gift Cards at Wegmans
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June 13, 2006The Elements Of Subway Announcement Style
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October 21, 2005Leonard Cohen’s Seven Immutable Laws of Business
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November 25, 2003Bazooka Joseph Speaks
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November 4, 2003About the Meet the Teacher Night
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August 12, 2003“The Anomie of My Anomie is My Friend” a Scooby-Doo Treatment by Alice Munro
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director