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Dan Gutenberg

Dan Gutenberg is a college student from Ann Arbor who plans to graduate from college and move out of Ann Arbor. He has yet to appear in The New Yorker, be hired as a writer by SNL, or really do anything Simon Rich had done at his age. He proudly owns the domain dangutenberg.com.

January 24, 2025

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by Dan Gutenberg
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Our Baby Name Book Acknowledges That There’s More to Life Than Infancy

by Jordan De Padova and Dan Gutenberg

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by Homa Mojtabai
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by Amanda Lehr
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by Liz Alterman
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