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Jackie Quinn-Piper

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Jackie Quinn-Piper is a writer who lives in Los Angeles. Her day job involves convincing students that they want to become accountants. She is working on her dissertation.

April 25, 2017

Questions and Answers Between a Doctoral Student Working On Their Dissertation and Anyone They Talk To

by Jackie Quinn-Piper

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April 26, 2024

The Millennial CAPTCHA

by Mike Lacher and Brian Moore
December 1, 2023

A Message from the Chancellor on the Recent Student Protest

by Andrew Patrick Clark
April 16, 2024

An Open Letter to Wyna Liu, the New York Times’ Connections Editor

by Ioana Burtea
May 2, 2024

University President’s Response to Student Dissent Mad Libs

by Mary Waldman

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May 3, 2024

I’m the Architect of the Death Star, and I Swear They Told Me I Was Designing a Military Resort

by Jenny Wise and Sam Woods
May 3, 2024

Chronicles of a Catsitter: In the (Brooklyn) Heights

by Mai Tran
May 3, 2024

Feelings and Situations for Which There Should Be a German Word Without an English Equivalent

by Tyler Gooch
May 2, 2024

Days of the Week, Redefined for Parents

by Elizabeth Preston and Kate Chrisman