Internet Tendency

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.

Articles by

Maggie Phenicie

Email X

Maggie Phenicie is a middle school English teacher, humor writer, and improviser in Baltimore, MD.

June 21, 2021

Amazon Prime Day Has Become Too Commercialized

by Maggie Phenicie
January 15, 2018

What Your Mug Says vs. What Your Mug Means

by Christian Tucci and Maggie Phenicie
March 28, 2017

Horror Movies for Introverts

by Maggie Phenicie and Christian Tucci
December 3, 2016

An Open Letter to God About Allowing Me to Wear Spanx Under My Angel Robe

by Maggie Phenicie

Trending 🔥

July 15, 2024

I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created

by Joe Wellman
July 12, 2024

Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention

by Carlos Greaves
July 16, 2024

Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign

by Ginny Hogan
May 10, 2024

What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today

by Jared Bilski and Talia Argondezzi

Recently

July 26, 2024

I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch

by Meg Reid
July 26, 2024

Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?

by Anna Pook
July 26, 2024

If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics

by Marcie Alvis Walker
July 26, 2024

We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian

by Gwynna Forgham-Thrift