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Stacey Zapalac is a Chicago-based humor writer who has studied improv, writing and satire at The Second City Training Center. She enjoys consuming trans-fats, watching the Chicago Cubs, and yes, Zapalac is her real last name. To see more of her work visit staceyzapalac.net.