See that lamp in the corner? Look again—a wisp of blond hair is your only clue that it’s no ordinary lamp.
This delicious pizza you’re about to enjoy? Doesn’t that pizza seem a little taller than you remember? And pizzas don’t normally have eyes, do they?
I mean, some days when you look in the mirror, does it take you a second to recognize yourself? That’s because it’s not really you… It’s Tilda Swinton, hiding inside your wall.
This morning, I noticed the ironing board seemed softer than I remembered… Then it came to me—isn’t SONY making a movie about an ironing board?
As I lay on the floor, I thought: I don’t remember getting a rug this shape…
I tried to make some soup, but I think the electric kettle is broken. It was whistling so strangely, and the water wouldn’t boil at all—also, it had hands. Did our kettle always have hands?
I went to brush my teeth, but the toothbrush was very heavy and wouldn’t fit into my mouth at all. It seemed so much larger than it was the day before. I could’ve sworn it had grown by almost six feet…
Now the shower head keeps staring at me. Also, the shower head is starting to look a lot more like a real, human head.
And, by the way, I feel like our garbage can used to hold so much more garbage. And when did it start crying all the time?
On top of all that, I don’t remember buying this grandfather clock… wait a second… is that a small wisp of blond hair?