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by Jim Sabataso (2/27/2015)

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by Gary M. Almeter (2/26/2015)

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by Amelie Mabbutt (2/25/2015)

This Year’s Most Popular Musical Theatre Boys Names
by Andrew Law (2/23/2015)

If Critics Wrote About the Male Best Director Nominees the Same Way They Write About Selma Director Ava DuVernay
by Shannon Reed (2/20/2015)

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by Dorothy Bendel (2/20/2015)

If Richard Linklater Filmed Me for the Next Twelve Years
by Wendi Aarons (2/20/2015)

Six Sweet Valley High Novels That Were Ghostwritten by Confucius
by Cian Cruise (2/19/2015)

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by George Estreich (2/18/2015)

Bang, Marry, or Kill: Tourist Season in Phoenix Edition
by Sarah Glady (2/17/2015)

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by Susan Cohen (2/16/2015)

Conversation Hearts for Single People on Valentine’s Day
by Aminata Dia (2/13/2015)

New Rules of Courtly Love
by Rachel Goodman (2/13/2015)

Fifty Shadiest Greys
by Ariana Lenarsky (2/12/2015)

Artistic Movements’ Favorite Drinking Games
by Peter Schultz (2/11/2015)

What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
by Mara Wilson (2/10/2015)

White Noise or White Noise?
by Luke Burns (2/9/2015)

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by Jessy Randall (2/6/2015)

Thoughtful Reminders When Selecting a Fecal Microbiota Transplant Center
by Kristen Allocco (2/5/2015)

Parenting Ideologies I Use With My Spouse That Justify My Laziness/Terrible Efficacy as a Parent
by Simon Pinkerton (2/4/2015)

Gentrification Through the Ages
by A.C. DeLashmutt and Evan Allgood (2/2/2015)

Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both the Super Bowl and a Superb Owl
by Michael Ward (1/30/2015)

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by Sara K. Runnels (1/28/2015)

Things I’m “All About” Now That I’ve Turned 47
by Mike Zuckerman (1/27/2015)

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by Nate Davis and Paul Baker (1/26/2015)

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by Grant Pardee (1/22/2015)

Opposite Opening Lines to Famous Novels
by David Allen (1/21/2015)

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by Joanna Pearson (1/20/2015)

The Most Boring Clue Results Ever
by Kate Hahn (1/19/2015)

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by Jessy Randall (1/15/2015)

Essential Books to Impress Anyone Who Finds Your Lost Kindle
by Paul Lander (1/14/2015)

Differences Between the Ages 34, 24, and 14
by Jean Ho (1/13/2015)

27 Reasons Why I Can Never Be a Writer
by Michelle Webster-Hein (1/7/2015)

Selections from the Files of a Shuttered Community Hospital or Copy from a Farm-to-Table Restaurant Menu?
by Leslie Maslow (1/6/2015)

My New Year’s Internet Resolutions
by Anjali Enjeti (12/31/2014)

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by J.T. Robertson (12/23/2014)

The Do’s and Don’ts of Falling in Love
by Dustin Mark (12/18/2014)

Three Site Specific Installations, Two and a Half Years Post BFA
by Claire Hamilton (12/17/2014)

Best, Worst, or Only: Hanukkah Film Edition
by B.R. Cohen (12/16/2014)

Other Things, In Addition to Love, Air Supply’s Muse Can Make Out of Basically Nothing at All
by Gary M. Almeter (12/11/2014)

Thoroughly Modern Milton
by Walter Carson (12/9/2014)

Three Things Only People Who Can’t Understand Anything Will Understand
by Teddy Wayne (12/8/2014)

The Liberal Arts Thesis Subtitle Generator
by Kyle York (12/4/2014)

Ten Things to NEVER Say to a Stay-at-Home Viking
by Sarah Schmelling (12/3/2014)

The Entirety of My Thoughts as I Eat My Son’s Mac and Cheese Dinner
by Maura Quint (12/2/2014)

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by Don Ward (12/1/2014)

“Must-Haves” for the Holiday Season
by Aubrey Cloutier (11/28/2014)

Sylvia Plath’s Holiday Cooking Tips
by Arabella Anderson (11/26/2014)

Pardoned Turkeys: Where Are They Now?
by Tom O'Donnell (11/26/2014)

Honest Thanksgiving Cards
by Cetoria Tomberlin (11/25/2014)

Preliminary Report on the Working Group for the Study of Secret Menu Items
by Eric Williams (11/20/2014)

Jaden Smith, Willow Smith, or William Blake?
by Walter Carson (11/19/2014)

Persons Who Reached the Limits of Their Human Potential Five Minutes Ago
by Kevin Lee (11/18/2014)

AMAs Bookmarked By Single 30-Somethings Who are Fine, Guys, They’re Fine
by Kate Solomon (11/17/2014)

What I Learned at Finishing School
by Marlene Thompson (11/13/2014)

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by Andrew Bales (11/12/2014)

Purchases I Plan to Make Using Sales from My New Poetry Collection
by Lisa Mangini (11/7/2014)

A Sneak Preview of the 2015 Dads in Recliners Calendar
by Grant Pardee (11/3/2014)

Things a Real Estate Agent Shouldn’t Say When Trying to Sell a House That Was Once at the Center of a Popular Horror Movie
by Kerreanna DiMauro (10/31/2014)

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by Alison Leiby and Alyssa Wolff (10/30/2014)

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by Elise Hunter (10/27/2014)

Vanity Plates the Unidentified Subject of Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” Should Consider Getting For His Next Car
by Gary M. Almeter (10/23/2014)

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by Ezra Deutsch-Feldman (10/22/2014)

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by Norman Birnbach (10/20/2014)

The Wisdom of a Cool Substitute High School Teacher
by Gunnar Wray (10/15/2014)

Bond Villain or Bard Student?
by Molly Anders (10/14/2014)

Columbus Discovers the Weight Room
by David Henne (10/13/2014)

Home-Brewed Beers Customers Have Brought Into My Shop Renamed By Actual Taste and Appearance
by David Roberts (10/9/2014)

Reasonable Responses to Sexually Suggestive
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by Stephen Stenholt (10/7/2014)

Boat Parts or Names of Unvaccinated Children?
by Grant Pardee (10/6/2014)

Expanded Explanations to Have On Hand to Convince Others Your Purebred Labrador Retriever is Really a Rescue
by Carolyn Mason (10/2/2014)

Here Are Some Fucking Barefoot Contessa Cookbook Titles
by Micah Osler (9/30/2014)

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by Keith Wisniewski (9/24/2014)

Differences Between Me, Teddy Wayne, and Bruce Wayne/John Wayne
by Teddy Wayne (9/22/2014)

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by Nancy Stohlman (9/19/2014)

Other Things Sheena Easton’s Baby Takes in Addition to the Morning Train
by Gary M. Almeter (9/15/2014)

Online Reviews of My Phenomenal Work as a Babysitter
by Ike Flitcraft (9/10/2014)

The Canon of Philosophy Student Karaoke Songs
by Jarry Lee (9/5/2014)

More Accurate Titles of Movies Released This Fall
by Scott Rothman (9/2/2014)

Cartoon Character Revelations Inspired by the News that Hello Kitty is NOT a Cat
by Dorothy Bendel (8/29/2014)

Taylor Swift Song or Positive Integer?
by Jamie Carmody (8/28/2014)

The Adult Kickball League Hall of Fame
by Spencer Ham (8/21/2014)

Famous Inspirational Quotes Take Naps
by Patricia Robinson (8/19/2014)

Shakespearian Insult or Animal On Display at Harvard’s Museum of Natural History?
by Elizabeth Bastos (8/13/2014)

Grammar Gossip
by Peter Kispert (8/12/2014)

Alternate Endings to “I Hope You Dance.”
by Elliot Harmon (8/8/2014)

Animal Epiphanies
by Alex McElroy (8/6/2014)

Bars Philosophy Professors Opened After Being Denied Tenure
by Jarry Lee (8/5/2014)

Actual Unicorn Related Articles Found in Peer-Reviewed Scientific Journals
by David Ng (7/30/2014)

Eminem Lyric or Line of Lesbian Poetry?
by Sascha Cohen (7/24/2014)

More Engaging Copy for the Ten Commandments
by David Tate (7/23/2014)

Erotica For Architects
by Allegra Hyde (7/21/2014)

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by Kenna O'Rourke (7/17/2014)

Take Your “Good Wishes” to the Next Level
by Gena Larson (7/15/2014)

Less Ambitious Couch-to-5K Alternatives
by Elisabeth Cohen (7/9/2014)

Other Reasons Bananarama Thinks That Summer is Cruel But Couldn’t Squeeze Into Their Song Regarding Same
by Gary M. Almeter (7/7/2014)

Summer Motivations Group Fitness Class Instructors Can Yell in Place of, “It’s Bikini Season!”
by Kate Hahn (7/3/2014)

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by James Ross-Edwards (6/24/2014)

Discarded Descriptions of Women From My Contemporary Hard-Boiled Detective Novel
by Rachel Klein (6/19/2014)

My Five-Year College Reunion Mixtape
by Rachel Roderman (6/17/2014)