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Rejected Staff Suggestions for the Happy Hills Elementary School’s State Standards Test Cheer
by Chandler Dean (5/15/2013)

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“This is His Coming Out Party”: Inadvertent Homoerotic Phrases Frequently Used by Hockey Commentators
by Lindsay Wiens (5/10/2013)

Discarded Lines from Robert Palmer’s 1988 Hit, “Simply Irresistible”
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NPR Program or Rihanna Song Labeled “Explicit”?
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New Categories Describing the Condition of Used Books Sold On Amazon.com
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Congratulations! You’re Pregnant. Helpful Tips for Your Magical Journey
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Dance Moves of the Philosophy Graduate Student
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Plagues of Egypt That Did Not Make the God of Abraham’s Final Cut
by David Bailey (3/28/2013)

Arguments Against Gay Marriage
by Mark Hill (3/27/2013)

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by Robin Higgins (3/26/2013)

An Increasingly Obvious Cry for Help in the Form of Seamless Food Delivery Special Instructions
by Michael Levy (3/21/2013)

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by Evan Allgood (3/19/2013)

Famous Works of Literature Reimagined to Reflect America’s Present Obesity Crisis
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by Meg Thompson (3/12/2013)

An Updated List of Yearbook Senior Superlatives for the 21st Century
by Rachel Klein (3/5/2013)

Washington State’s New Field Sobriety Tests to Check for Driving Under the Influence of Marijuana
by Hart Rusen (2/28/2013)

More Accurate Names for the Generic Cereals Consumed While Broke and Unemployed
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Instagram Filters Inspired by My Parents’ Reaction to Yet Another Return Home as a Single Man Who Has Still Not Enrolled In Graduate School
by Jack Loftus (2/19/2013)

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Some Things That are Worse Than Being Alone on Valentine’s Day
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Short Biographies of the Original Seven Astronauts of the National Trebuchet and Space Administration
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Ideas for O, The Oprah Magazine Cover Photos
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Answers to Rhetorical Questions Posed by Movie Titles
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Actual Similes (and One Metaphor) Found in Teacher Education Texts
by Elizabeth Cunningham (11/27/2012)

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by Katie Brookoff (11/16/2012)

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by Alan Finlayson (11/7/2012)

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by Sarah Marcus (10/31/2012)

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by Wendi Aarons (10/31/2012)

Manhattan Coffee Shop or Material Used in the Construction of a Traditional Powhatan Indian Longhouse?
by Will Bareford (10/25/2012)

Five Stay-At-Home Mom Lists of Lists That I’ve Started But Won’t Finish Because I Am a Stay-At-Mom and Don’t Have the Time
by Andrea Fox (10/23/2012)

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Names of Nail Polishes My 74-Year-Old Grandma Barb Would Just Love
by Angela Petrella (10/11/2012)

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What Your Favorite Classic NES Video Game Says About You
by John Peck (10/4/2012)

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Small Poetry Journal Names That Reflect the True Nature of Writing Poetry
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Hemingway or My Mother’s Email?
by Jen Girdish (8/30/2012)

Several Phrases More Accurate Than “This Isn’t My First Rodeo.”
by Ben Slotky (8/23/2012)

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by Julia Leggett (8/21/2012)

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by Ashleigh Lambert (8/16/2012)

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by Caroline Hansen (8/9/2012)

Useful New Internet Error Messages
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Questions From a Helpless Megabus Passenger
by Sarah Isaacson (8/2/2012)

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A Love Story in Status Codes
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by Mike Lacher (7/19/2012)

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Glam Rock Front Man or U.S. President Between Jackson and Lincoln?
by Christopher Flores (7/3/2012)

Things Therapists Say When They Realize You’re a Lost Cause
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Counterintuitive Cover Stories in The Atlantic Magazine
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Poetic Form or Star Trek Villain?
by Allen Rein (6/14/2012)

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by James Ramsay (6/7/2012)

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by Kendra Eash (5/24/2012)

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by Anika Fajardo (5/10/2012)

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by Scott Heim (5/8/2012)

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by Anna Breslaw (5/3/2012)

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by Max Lakin (4/24/2012)

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Sociological Observations of Norwegian Black Metal Bands
by Austin S. Matthews (4/10/2012)

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by Stef Willen (4/5/2012)

Things I Said to My Infantry Platoon in Afghanistan, and What I Probably Should Have Said Instead
by Matthew Mobley (3/20/2012)

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by Larry Fleury (3/8/2012)

Mathematical Translations of Popular Refrains
by Kristopher Kelly (3/6/2012)

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by Miles Kahn (2/28/2012)

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by Jennifer Simonson (2/23/2012)