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Archive
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April 1, 2019How to Have a Beach-Ready Body That Is Eight Feet Tall and Weighs 190 Pounds of Blind, Nightmarish Fury
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March 29, 2019My Fiancé and I Want For Nothing, Save For a Picnicking Backpack, $800 Worth of Cheeseboards, and the 168 Other Items On Our Wedding Registry
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March 29, 2019Attorney General William Barr Summarizes Famous Broadway Musicals
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March 29, 2019I Am a New York Times Reporter, and I Have Been At This Midwest Diner Since 2016
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March 28, 2019I’m Vaccinating My Child the Natural Way—With Measles
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March 28, 2019Things I Wish My Therapist Would Say to Me But She Never Does
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March 28, 2019Supervillains React to Betsy DeVos’s Proposal to Gut Funding For the Special Olympics
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March 27, 2019Our Historic All-Female Spacewalk Will Now Feature a Male Astronaut!
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March 27, 2019Movies As I See Them
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March 27, 2019This Is Embarrassing, But It Turns Out Our Fake Jewish Bagel Chain Was Funded By Nazis
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March 26, 2019Obituaries for the Recently Canceled
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March 26, 2019Awful HGTV House Hunters or One of the 2.6 Million People Living in Refugee Camps?