Column Contests Winners!
The Entries to the 4th Annual Column Contest once again managed to impress us with their number (1200 or so) and their quality (consistently excellent). The discussions and deliberations were long and difficult, but we have emerged with our five winning entries:
Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm
by Taylor Harris
God’s Little Acre of Diamonds: Observations on Travel Ball in Cobb County, Georgia
by Stella A.
Are You Telling Me This Sucker is Nuclear? Adventures in Atomic Tourism
by Anne Marie Wheeler
The 49ers: Oral Histories of Americans Facing 50
by Rob Trucks
Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man’s Return to the Farm
by Matthew James
Each of these winners receives a $500 prize. In the coming weeks we’ll be asking our readers to weigh in on these selections in order to award our grand prize of $750. Details will be announced on the site and via our twitter feed @mcsweeeneys.
Additionally, we’re pleased to announce our columnist contest runners-up who will also become regular contributors to our virtual pages:
Going Where the Southern Cross the Dog: A Column About the Blues
by Jason Harrington
Getting a Head—Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear
by Daniel Falk
Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute
by Stuart Winchester
Thank you again for all of your entries. The winning and runner-up columns will debut on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency in the coming weeks, and we’ll be back with the 5th Annual Column Contest at this time next year.
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