It’s time to fill out those brackets :(

Remember this time last year when the worst things we could think of were adult acne and getting ghosted by your therapist? March Sadness 2020 is here to tell you that you’ve always been a spoiled jerk who took absolutely everything for granted before this, and now you don’t even get to make fun of basketball.

So here’s a sad new tournament bracket for the saddest March yet. You know how it works: Horrible seeds in four divisions battle it out for the title of Absolute Worst. There are no winners, there are only people who are still saying they are “young and healthy and will be fine.” :(

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