Professor William Mayhew
Class: English
Overall Quality: 2.8
1/2/14: “Mayhew is a horrible professor and makes you feel stupid. Very unhelpful and always blabbing about NPR. His lovemaking was surprisingly lively for his age (he does know a lot), but then won’t stop blabbing about it.”
1/10/14: “Avoid at all costs! You think you are doing an amazing job and then he will wipe the floor with your lovemaking. However hard you work, it’s never enough! And he picks favorites!”
1/20/14: “Not a smiler, but don’t blame him for this class. It’s a degree requirement and follows the UC way to make love. Mayhew may start out slow, but he builds a rhythm and really gets going, especially if you ask him about the post-Elizabethan, Cavalier poets.”
1/26/14: “Sooooo boring. A very, very intelligent man but by the book. I actually fell asleep during his lovemaking and still got a C+.”
1/30/14: “Pay no attention to these dumb comments. Professor Mayhew’s lovemaking is excellent, and his scowl is really friendly when you get to know him. He makes you work, but hey, this is not high school lovemaking! Grow up!”
Visiting Professor Oscar Teneramente
Class: Art History
Overall Quality: 4.7
4/11/14: “His lovemaking changed my life! He is sweet and generous and inspiring and responds to late-night emails. Such informative blogs about lovemaking! He hands out personal sketches of areas you’re not confident in. If you’re a serious art student, this is the class to build your education on!”
4/13/14: “I never enjoyed lovemaking, but Professor Teneramente is patient and will extend deadlines. If you’re struggling, let him know. Be straightforward! He believes in searching for what excites you.”
5/1/14: “Oh sure, he’s MR. WONDERFUL, but the moment the hour’s up it’s like a bell went off and Teneramente is racing to the parking lot, which makes you feel kind of empty inside. He doesn’t get that freshman can’t just stop in the middle of an epiphany.”
5/23/14: “Always available in his office, minivan, apartment (while his wife’s shopping), and once even in a concrete shower stall on Seal Beach. If you’re a confident student and willing to put in the time, the lovemaking is actually easy. He’s cute too!”
Associate Professor Amy N. Richter
Class: Intro German
Overall Quality: 2.1
6/7/14: “Very frustrating professor! She tells you what she wants but then there is no way of satisfying her! Seriously, what’s that about? Thank God her eager TA got me over the hump.”
6/19/14: “Right away I knew there was like a wall between us and she certainly is not the kind of person I’d make love to if this were not a required course, but she’s into peer participation and that’s a good way to see how other students are doing it.”
6/11/14: “Skip Professor Richter, take Greenhaw. Yes, Richter may be experienced, but Greenhaw gives you the PASSION of a younger professor, which I think is the reason to make love in the first place. Greenhaw is also closer to your age, so you don’t have to listen to classical.”
6/26/14: “Out of 19 students, 4 failed, including me. Not a fair grader! She actually laughed at the length of my final thesis.”
7/3/14: “I think the stupidest people in school make these negative comments! If you attend class and make love to her and show her that you’re interested, you will pass.”