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Bobbie Armstrong
Bobbie Armstrong is a copywriter and humor writer in New York City. She’s probably taking a nap right now.
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February 1, 2022Other Quotes GOP Congressmen Wrongly Attributed to Philosophers
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January 20, 2022You Can’t Accuse Us of Restricting the Voting Rights of Black Americans If We Aren’t Counting Them as Americans
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January 6, 2022Low-Skilled, Easily Replaceable Employees Must Return to Work Immediately, Otherwise Our Society Will Collapse
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November 10, 2021Advertising Clients: What They Say vs. What They Mean
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October 28, 2021We Cannot Refer to These Victims of Murder as Victims of Their Own Murder
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October 20, 2021It Would Be Un-American to Support Legislation That Doesn’t Directly Benefit Me
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September 2, 2021As Republicans, We Believe the Right to Life Extends from Conception Until Birth
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August 16, 2021The Geometric Hall of Shame
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July 23, 2021Summer in New York in an Increasingly Hot Climate Is Not a Good Enough Reason to Bare Your Shoulders in Public
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July 20, 2021Our System Here at the Ministry of Magic Is Alive and Well
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July 6, 2021I Did Nothing But Smoke Weed for Six Months, and Now I’m an Olympic Athlete
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June 25, 2021Getting Rid of the Filibuster Will Put the Senate in the Terrible Position of Having to Pass Legislation
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