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Articles by
Bobbie Armstrong
Bobbie Armstrong is a copywriter and humor writer in New York City. She’s probably taking a nap right now.
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April 10, 2024Character in a Dystopian YA Novel or Homeopathic Remedy My Mom Gave Me That Didn’t Fucking Work?
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October 19, 2023Hall & Oates Songs Rewritten for Being a Woman in New York City in Your Twenties
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October 5, 2023Alternatives to Girl Math
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June 12, 2023Our RV Has a Kitchen, Bedroom, Bathroom, and Plenty of Space for Our Seven Children
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May 30, 2023Reasons Your Dog Is a Better Health Care Provider Than Your Doctor
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May 22, 2023Famous Male Rock Bands’ and Artists’ Names If They Went to Therapy
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September 29, 2022I’m Not Like Other Fascists
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September 21, 2022Welcome to Our Cul-De-Sac
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May 20, 2022Babies Need to Pull Themselves Up by Their Tiny Bootstraps
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March 23, 2022Apply for This Apartment in Thirty-One Easy Steps
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March 2, 2022We’re Protecting Children by Criminalizing Parents Who Try to Keep Them Happy and Healthy
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