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Please Let Me Put My Disease-Riddled Hands All Over Your Baby! (9/15/2014)
Your Baby’s Klout Score is In the 25th Percentile (3/27/2014)
Our Terrible Nanny is Available Starting Immediately (8/5/2013)
Work from H.O.M.E (5/3/2013)
Great Vacation Rental Available! (7/9/2012)
Sorry, Everyone—My Personal Website Is Now Behind A Paywall (5/10/2012)
Monologue: Thank You, Small Section of This Country That I Temporarily Cared About (1/23/2012)
Technology-Enabled Congressional Sex Scandals of the Future (7/8/2011)
Before You Take This Medication… (4/4/2011)
One Bedroom, Thirteen and a Half Baths (9/21/2010)