ARTICLES BY
Jeremy Blachman

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Please Let Me Put My Disease-Riddled Hands All Over Your Baby!New (9/15/2014)

Your Baby’s Klout Score is In the 25th Percentile (3/27/2014)

Our Terrible Nanny is Available Starting Immediately (8/5/2013)

Work from H.O.M.E (5/3/2013)

Great Vacation Rental Available! (7/9/2012)

Sorry, Everyone—My Personal Website Is Now Behind A Paywall (5/10/2012)

Monologue: Thank You, Small Section of This Country That I Temporarily Cared About (1/23/2012)

Technology-Enabled Congressional Sex Scandals of the Future (7/8/2011)

Before You Take This Medication… (4/4/2011)

One Bedroom, Thirteen And A Half Baths (9/21/2010)

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