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John Moe
John Moe has written for McSweeney’s for a very long time. His most recent book is The Hilarious World of Depression. He lives in Saint Paul where he makes podcasts, writes, and sings in a band.
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June 20, 2018Pros and Cons of Possible Destinations for LeBron James in Free Agency
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April 4, 2018Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
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July 18, 2016Final Schedule for the 2016 Republican National Convention
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July 5, 2016Pros and Cons of Hillary Clinton’s Top 20 Vice-Presidential Candidates
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May 31, 2016An Updated List of the Hardest Parts by Mr. Tom Petty, Revising an Earlier Assertion That the Waiting Was the Hardest Part
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January 7, 2016I’m Marrying M&M’s and You Have Some Questions
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February 5, 2015Harper Lee’s Letters to Her Editor After the Publication of To Kill a Mockingbird
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June 20, 2011A Court-Ordered Letter from Dora the Explorer’s Mother
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April 18, 2011A Debrief from the National Floppy Clocks Corporation President
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November 9, 2010John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Note to Parents from Bruce Springsteen, High School Cross-Country Coach
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October 23, 2009An Interview with Dr. Cruelty Regarding the Supervillain Sense of Humor
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June 25, 2009John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Memo From the Head Nurse Regarding Proper Care of Patients Born Bad to the Bone
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