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List: Halloween Costumes I Already Have in My Closet (10/31/2012)

Airplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants (5/4/2012)

List: My 2010 Oscar Night Predictions (3/4/2010)

List: The Real Housewives of Hazzard County (2/5/2009)

A Suburban Mother Tells Her 14-Year-Old Babysitter How to Make Her Parties More Raging (6/30/2008)

List: If Horton Lived in My Neighborhood (4/16/2008)

A Suburban Mother Tells Her 12 Year Old Neighbor How To Make His Street Gang More Powerful (4/16/2007)

Open Letters: An Open Letter to Mr. James Thatcher, Brand Manager, Procter & Gamble (2/6/2007)

List: Potential Nicknames for the Star Player on My Son’s Soccer Team (11/16/2006)

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