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Wendi Aarons
Wendi Aarons has contributed to McSweeney’s since 2006, so she probably should get a plaque for god’s sake. She’s a writer who writes a lot of things, but mostly she writes notes left on cars parked by assholes. Her middle-grade novel “Ginger Mancino, Kid Comedian” and her middle-age essay collection “I’m Wearing Tunics Now” are both out in 2022.
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June 30, 2008A Suburban Mother Tells Her 14-Year-Old Babysitter How to Make Her Parties More Raging
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April 16, 2008If Horton Lived in My Neighborhood
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April 16, 2007A Suburban Mother Tells Her 12 Year Old Neighbor How To Make His Street Gang More Powerful
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February 6, 2007An Open Letter to Mr. James Thatcher, Brand Manager, Procter & Gamble
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November 16, 2006Potential Nicknames for the Star Player on My Son’s Soccer Team
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